You can always spot a Pendoo from the very first moment that they open they mouth - and it's not because of the whiff of Lime Pickle. It's by their unique pronunciation of the English language.

Listed below are a few common slip-ups that Pendoos always make...

England - 'In-gland'

Tomato - 'Ter-mutter'

Birmingham - 'Bar-minng-um'

Coventry - 'Ker-wentry'

Slough - 'Slor'

Canada - 'Ken-edda'

Canapes - 'Can-apps'

Whisky - 'Biskey'

BHS - 'Bee-etch-ess'

Eurostar - 'Jewro-star'

Hounslow - 'Huns-lor'

Southall - 'Sor-thall'

Mercedes - 'Mer-sa-deez'

Ford - 'Phworr-der'

Peugeot - 'Pee-jo'

Heathrow - 'Heet-ro'

Guarantee - 'Ger-un-tee'

Form - 'Farm'

Pound - 'Porned'

If you have spotted any Pendoos giving themselves away please let us know so we can pass it on...

DONT FORGET THESE CLASSIC PENDOO WORDS-

"TOO-WAL" (towel)

"CUB-AAT" (cupboard) and the never fail pendoo give away...

"WEN-US-DAY" (wednesday)

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Allah-Ram (Alarm)

Cripps (Crisps)

Sachania

Sas ri Akal

Don't forget " Amreeekkkaaa" I am a hounslow boy living in America, all the family is in London, I always here my Mamaji (god bless her) say, mera puth"Ameerkaaa"  hea.

Your site is wicked, keep up the good work , I will have to send you some pictures / info of the true USA pendoo's .

Cheers Raj

Bin-dow- (Window)

Kaan-ada- (Canada)

Baan-couber- (Vancouver)

Parm S. (Vancouver BC, CanadaŠluv the site boyz!!)