Where would all of us Pendoos be without our bottle of Bacardi or Johnnie Walker? And it goes without saying that it's just got to be Black Label. Pendoos may shop at Makro to save 10p by buying their tropical juice in bulk but they certainly won't be seen with anything but the best whisky. Unless of course they're the type of Pendoos that pour Tescos own brand into empty bottles of Black Label.

Very good I think you should have a bit on Pug styles, (colours, sizes) refilling the Chevas Regal bottle with ASDA own brand whiskey they old tie rapped around the forehead and who could forget the old classic "dancing with a bottle of Bacardi on your head" Well done and Chuck-de

Harnek Khatker

Mr Pendoo, You need a picture of an old car with 50 blokes hanging from it, doing bhangra............!! Also a picture of a bloke at a wedding doing bhangra with a glass/bottle of barcardi on his head.....!!!

Harminder Somal

I saw your website, and I think its really brill. I am married to a Pendoo from india for 4 years now and its not that bad because I like being a proper pendoo myself, you know listening to Chamkila and Lal Chand Yamaljat songs, cant beat them. You forgot to mention on your website that you get some pendoos who wear matching colour pugs with the baggy trousers and those uneducated pendoos fresh from abroad wear dark navy colour suits with brass buttons and have like 3 or 4 pens in their top pocket !! Also when I am serving the men at home, their starters are always a bottle of Famous Grouse or Barcardi with tandoori chicken legs and lamb chops, even I like my drink sometimes i can drink my husband under the table and then freak out by doing my Giddha Pao dance. Complete classic Pendoo...... I love em !

Parveen Dhillon

how bout hidden whiskey bottles around the house......typical pendoo.....going shopping in aldi in there mecedes benz......buying trolley full of milk in supermarkets........pendoo r everywhere...

rsb79

What about when the men leave their wives at home and go to the pub?

Kirna Jangra